Fun & Games

Backwoods

Two redneck hunters from Mississippi got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six.

As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two good ol’ boys objected strongly.“Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours.” Reluctantly, the pilot gave in, and all six were loaded.

Even on full power, however, the little plane couldn’t handle the load and went down a few moments after take-off. Climbing out of the wreck, Bubba asked Earl, “Any idea where we are?” “Yaaaaah,” said Earl, “ I thank we’s pretty close to whar we crashed last year…”

DID YOU KNOW…

Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you.

The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors, so they don’t know you’re there.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contained all the letters from the word “criminal.” The second was William Jefferson Clinton.

The reason that firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor, and they figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

It’s physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

“Typewriter” is the longest word that can be made using the letters on a single row of the keyboard.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Women blink nearly twice as often as men.

Almost everyone who reads this page will try to lick their elbow.